C O A C H E L L A
I don't wanna hear another peep outta you lucky ladies that are heading to Coachella.
Don't tell me how wonderful it is.
How amazing all of the fashion is.
How great all of the performers are.
Tell me it sucks.
And it's cold.
And everyone is wearing ugly clothes....like crocs!
And the music stinks.
It's all terrible.
I won't believe you.....but it will make me feel better.
Or actually, even better....
Print out my face & take pictures with it there.
Then I can pretend I went, too!
Here's a Coachella inspired look...